Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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