we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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