I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
Randomize
