I heard we made out
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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