we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
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