You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
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