Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
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