Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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