Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Yo dont text me then not text me
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
Randomize
