the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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