have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize