what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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