I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
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