my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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