Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
I think I am morally bankrupt
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
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