Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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