whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
Randomize
