have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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