actually, I'm a sock model
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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