I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
Randomize
