Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
Randomize
