i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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