I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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