he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
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