hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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