Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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