Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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