Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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