I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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