do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
