i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
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