Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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