that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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