I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
smell my finger.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
You dont lie about slip and slides
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
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