I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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