I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
how does that bad decision feel?
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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