he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Randomize
