Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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