with your own penis?
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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