Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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