I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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