found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
there is glitter all over my balls
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