dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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