Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
you know whats awesome about this morning. A suprise visit from my dad at 7:30 am. There was a pair of heels on the lawn and a girl sleeping in just her underwear on the floor of my living room. He either thinks im a champion or a total fuck up. I'm thinking fuck up but im hoping champion.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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