Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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