If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
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