Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
he shaved USA in his pubs
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
Randomize
