Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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