I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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