shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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