Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
